Friday evening on the green line

Friday evening on the green line

Young man! Please pull up your pants. I repeat, please pull up your pants! Your underwear is showing. — CTA green line conductor

There is a guy on my train complimenting and flirting with anyone who will make eye contact. For example: “Hey girl, I like your shower cap.” See also: “Damn girl. You are nourishing! Like a graham cracker with vanilla ice cream!”

Giving back

May or may not have given my bus driver an entire leftover pizza from work just now.

#ctareaders

#ctareaders

It is torrentially pouring as we commute. This man has put his wet umbrella on the seat beside him. I will let you do the math.

It is torrentially pouring as we commute. This man has put his wet umbrella on the seat beside him. I will let you do the math.